this is SO cool! dear blank, please blank is just the coolest idea. i wish i could think of something clever to post here. the support tags you can pick ‘how dare they’, ‘you’re a douche’, ‘hilarious’, ‘i like this’, and ‘umm, wtf?’ are quite clever as well. really, go spend more time than you have here.

and, believe it or not, this is even more random:

certain employers’ recent compensation models are going to totally screw them…