LAST SPLASH!

The last of it, though some important shots!

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Hey! Cut that out! THAT party is next weekend!

So, here are we girls of the LPAPN, reviewing some pictures from our last...um... tournament. 'Wow, look where his hand is!'

Patrick has some fun with the camera. If your screen is big enough, you can just see Norbert and his lovely wife peaking in from the side...

Can I just tell you what a professional this man is? Before arriving at this event, he spent a week snow boarding and partying his arse off in a foreign country! He returned to the Stuttgart area mere HOURS before our beach party. But here he is, ready to go...

OK, perhaps the wear and tear shows a bit. A little raccoon eye from the slopes, but he looks good...

Why is Peggy hiding from the camera?

Yeah, ok, fine, this time she is hiding BEHIND the camera. What's up with that?

Look, it's my sweet innocent pool. Just sitting there. Minding it's own business. Trying to be cute and wet for everyone's enjoyment...but then...when you least expect it...

Jan and Connie have a little misunderstanding.

The way I heard it was this...they were walking onto the beach, with arms around each other's shoulders. Jan decided to go left, Connie right. Jan felt Connie 'pulling on him' so he pulled back. Connie then felt Jan pulling on her (notice no quote marks this time) so she definitely pulled back. And then, they both fell in the pool...

'Our guests are wet! Our guests are wet! Hi ho the dare-io our guests are wet!!!' Sing Patrick and Heather as they do a little victory swing dance!


We are the marry Party Men, merry Party Men we are!

Does this picture seem a little fuzzy to you? If so, you are seeing it correctly. We introduced virtual-guest technology at this party so those who weren't able to make it, could still FEEL what the party was like through these highly accurate feelies (read 'Brave New World' by Aldus Huxley for explanation of feelies)

Here we have Todd and Patrick doing their 'Dude' looks. Bravo boys!

'You know Heather,' begins Maria, 'Dirk and I were thinking of having a beach themed wedding here in Germany, but you have done such a fabulous job of recreating the beach here in Germany that we didn't feel we could complete. So, we are just going to have the wedding in Spain'

'Makes sense to me! Happy Wedding! Long Happy Life to you and Dirk!' replies Heather enthusiastically.

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Finished finally!