i don’t need this incredibly geek-cool pi-pizza cutter, so i won’t buy one. i don’t eat that much pizza at home. but if someone wanted to buy me one, i would certainly love to have something that geek-cool around my home. perhaps i would eat more pizza.

“hello? yeah, i want to order at margharita pizza for pick-up. oh, and please don’t cut it. i have a pi-pizza cutter!”